New cities really have new things! A strange piece of gnomish technology called TV kept me up awake all night. And I wish I could say it was good but it was very unnerving!!!!! It's like a world inside a world, only the one inside a gnomish contraption isn't real.After sunny Mulgore plaines Barrens welcomed me with a cold rain and a wind that chills your bones. And if that wasn't enough, this strange gnomish invention called "TV" was constantly showing this human female of unknown class (she looks like a rogue though, only they would walk with such bad armor) who was teasing me with sunny sea and skimpy bikinis!!!! Everywhere I go, she is either running towards water or diving up from it! And if that wasn't enough, all of road towards Crossroads was littered with billboards of her!!!!! I was trying to find a cover from rain, losing hope in seeing sun ever again, and all contents of her armor are minimal underwear and sunglasses (probably with very low stat bonus). Shameless woman!
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